Minggu, 29 Juli 2012

BOYS DATE FAT BOTTOMED GIRL

Girls, do you check your back side everyday in the mirror? Do you feel guilty for having fat bottom? Well, don't be.. Coz boys today would love to date fat bottomed girl. Even Phillip Phillips..=)
I ride a motorcycle everyday, everywhere. One day, I got stuck in a traffic jam, and in front of me, there was a couple riding a very cool motorcycle. You know, a motorcycle that should've been in Gotham City, not here, in this small city. It really attract some attention. Not only the motorcycle, but also the girl who sat behind. I couldn't see her face, but from back there, she was aa..mm. I don't know how to say this. She's not so fat, and not skinny either. She's sexy in sort of way. Some people will say that she's sexy, and some would say she's "too confident". She wore full pressed body t-shirt and jeans. For me as a woman, it's kinda disturbing too see fats under that t-shirt and jeans. The fat were on her waist, thigh, arm and belly (see what I'm talking about?). I think, she's a little too fat to wear that full pressed body t-shirt.
My first question that time was, "Why does this cool boy date a fat girl?". Though I don't know how cool he is, I can't see his face, all I can see is his motor cycle, and it's super cool! And that's enough for me to make a conclusion.. =P
There are so many sexier girls out there who will look better on the back of that "Dark Knight" ride.
And then this "too confident" tought passed in my mind. "I'd look better than her in that back seat.."..=P
I mean, I don't have the fats, my belly is flat. But then I remember.. "Wait a minute, my belly isn't the only part in me that is flat..". Haha! Yaa.. and this tought made me smile by myself in the middle of a traffic jam. That's right, he wouldn't date me. I'm flat all the way.. My belly is flat, my chest is flat, my ass is flat, even my face expression is flat.. =D
Haha! For you fat bottomed girls everywhere, don't be afraid that boys will never like you. Boys today love fat bottomed girls.. =)

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